My goodness, my Guinness...

Co-opted from the Complex blog.



-Mike Baker the Bike Maker

Damn filet-o-fish...

You were so good until that last bite when all of a sudden you had that "after sex" smell. Then you became nothing short of amazing.
-Mike Baker the Bike Maker

***UPDATE***

I don't think I made this clear at all. It didn't smell bad. But you know when you're doing it, and there's just those lovely carnal scents and smells, that if you were blind and had no sense of touch, you would recognize by smell that you're getting some? That's what this filet-o-sexyfish was like. If that shit makes any sense at all to any o' you's.