Va-va-voom!

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker

Wassup with "your va-jay-jay" Rihanna?

Inquiring minds would like to know!
-Mike Baker the Bike Maker

Damn filet-o-fish...

You were so good until that last bite when all of a sudden you had that "after sex" smell. Then you became nothing short of amazing.
-Mike Baker the Bike Maker

***UPDATE***

I don't think I made this clear at all. It didn't smell bad. But you know when you're doing it, and there's just those lovely carnal scents and smells, that if you were blind and had no sense of touch, you would recognize by smell that you're getting some? That's what this filet-o-sexyfish was like. If that shit makes any sense at all to any o' you's.

When life hands you lemons...

Make sure they don't get in your mouth.



-Peace,
Mike Baker the Bike Maker

May your soul Rest In Peace Heath

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As much as I can't wait for "The Dark Knight", it now just has an incredible sense of sadness along with it. I hope Heath's Joker is one for the ages and contributes greatly to the legacy of his work. He will be missed.

Movies you should watch

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

I know that's hella late, and this blog is not updated ever, but oh well. It's my blog and I'll update it whenever I can come up with something to talk about.

Today I'd like to talk about movies I think everybody should see. Just so you know, this is not a comprehensive list or anything like that, and there's not really anything on this list past the 70's, but f-word it, watch em!










Three Days of the Condor
Point Blank
The Long Goodbye
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
Chinatown
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Blow Up
Bedazzled

You're bound to like at least one of these joints.

-Peace,
Mike Baker the Bike Maker

Here's five...

I love the oldies.
-Mike Baker the Bike Maker

His name is Nathaniel...

... and he likes to DAYNCE!!!

You've made my day lil' man. No bromo. And shouts to DonWill for his impeccable taste and awesome hair.
-Mike Baker the Bike Maker

F**kin' finally!

I've been waiting, and waiting, and waiting for this to come out on DVD - and if you're an 80's baby like me, you've been waiting as well. Is there a movie I rented more when I was a kid? I think motherfuckin' not!

All I really want right now is a lil' bit of...

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker