Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The sorry state of black women in the media



People aren't gonna wanna have a black president if this is how people think Mrs. Obama's gonna be acting in the White House. This shit's too foul for anymore words from me, so here's what a real dope black woman has to say. I give you Vash the Lvvr:



BUSTedLUV

dear black women
my black women

I am sorry..
i apologize for your past
and I dont know the details of your history
but something has screwed the majority of you in the rectum
and this has got to stop

let down your weave
pop of that acrylic
take off the lashes
retreat from spandex
put down the "oh baby" and "chestnut" MAC products
wear a shirt your size
lotion thy ankles
and dont wear it if you have cankles

and then look in the mirror

you wonder why you are fat or overweight?
its because you carry tons of artificial bullshit on yourself
thinking that that makes you cute
no no boo boo

I know the laws of the land are ass over face
ass over brains
ass over everything unless the fellatio game is tight
but forget about that

you wont need assistance
councelling
or a new man to spend money on you if you just do one
real
simple thing


get YOUR self together.
thank you

.vashluv


and p.s. when they decide to include body measurements and gag reflex capabilites on job applications... that will be the day I set BET headquarters on fire.


You can read more of this fine young woman's ramblings by clicking here.

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
Chosendos

1 comment:

THE REAL KESH said...

OMG THAT VIDEO MADE ME SPIT MY DRINK OUT EVEYWHERE!!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAH

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS.

AHAHAHAHA

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!