Thursday, February 28, 2008

... Of the day






-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

In watching the Oscar's for the first time since it aired, and I have to say...

I only had a gripe with one category in this years Oscars, and it was in the Visual Effects category. So enough blabber.

This-


will never be as tight as this-


and definitely not ever be as fresh as this-


Hey Academy, I don't have to wear my damn glasses to see that Transformers and Pirates are both miles, leagues, depths, and parsecs above anything that came on the silver screen during Golden Compass.

And yes, this is a nerdy as post, but eff it, I'm into nerdy ass things - BLAOW!

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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The sorry state of black women in the media



People aren't gonna wanna have a black president if this is how people think Mrs. Obama's gonna be acting in the White House. This shit's too foul for anymore words from me, so here's what a real dope black woman has to say. I give you Vash the Lvvr:



BUSTedLUV

dear black women
my black women

I am sorry..
i apologize for your past
and I dont know the details of your history
but something has screwed the majority of you in the rectum
and this has got to stop

let down your weave
pop of that acrylic
take off the lashes
retreat from spandex
put down the "oh baby" and "chestnut" MAC products
wear a shirt your size
lotion thy ankles
and dont wear it if you have cankles

and then look in the mirror

you wonder why you are fat or overweight?
its because you carry tons of artificial bullshit on yourself
thinking that that makes you cute
no no boo boo

I know the laws of the land are ass over face
ass over brains
ass over everything unless the fellatio game is tight
but forget about that

you wont need assistance
councelling
or a new man to spend money on you if you just do one
real
simple thing


get YOUR self together.
thank you

.vashluv


and p.s. when they decide to include body measurements and gag reflex capabilites on job applications... that will be the day I set BET headquarters on fire.


You can read more of this fine young woman's ramblings by clicking here.

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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New flyer, new post!


-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Wale x Trackademicks x Nick Catchdubs


***Yes, I bit the homie, Track's blog about this. And yes, I don't care. It's for a good cause... us!***

Friday 2/29/08...
Noise Pop...
Mighty SF...

Wale from DC is dope. He's working with the homie Mark"Grammy-Award-Winning-Producer" Ronson and is bridging the gap between DC GoGo and hip-hop...

The Honor Roll will be in the house with merch so you can flip one of them Fre$h HR tees and some slap...

Get them Presales...

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

the conformist x kanye west "addiction" by va$htie.

This is my shit right now. One of my favorite films with one of my favorite songs off "Late Registration". Sa-da-tay!

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

A meeting of the minds

This guy...



interviewing this guy...



for 350+ pages about every Hitchcock film ever created. A long ass interview, if you will, between two of the greatest filmmakers to ever throw anything up onto the silver screen.



You definitely don't need to be a cinephile to enjoy this book. It'll light a spark under the ass of any creative type, no hype!

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Janelle Monae Violet Stars Happy Hunting (Trackademicks Remix)


-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Mert & Marcus

These two dudes have been one of my favorite entities in the world of photography for about the last 4 or 5 years. They just catch my eye everytime. I could go on and get specific about what I like about their style and how they compose shots and all that jazz, but I'd rather talk about that stuff than type. Here's some literature about them:

***"Few in the imagemaking business wield the kind of power that photographers have when it comes to getting a message across. In turn, one ad campaign or magazine cover can put a photographer on the map and lead to coveted multimillion-dollar editorial contracts and ad campaigns, such as the ones that have made Steven Meisel and Patrick Demarchelier household names. This season Louis Vuitton's ubiquitous Jennifer Lopez ads have catapulted a young duo from London, Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, to the top of fashion photography's short list.

Both born in 1971—Alas in Istanbul and Piggott in Bangor, Wales—they met in England in 1994 after stints in the worlds of classical music and graphic design, respectively. "Marcus was a photographer's assistant, and I had a little design shop," says Alas. "We did some tests, and some were cool, so we showed them to [the London cult fashion magazine] Dazed and Confused, and next thing you know, they had published them." Alas and Piggott now count among their credits some of the fashion world's most influential advertising campaigns, including recent ones for Lancome, Hugo Boss and Missoni as well as Louis Vuitton.

Lopez from the block, with her mass-market appeal, may not at first be an obvious choice for a high-end luxury-goods brand, but Alas explains, "We were thinking of every big-name model, and no one had the right persona." During a meeting with Vuitton's artistic director Marc Jacobs, it happened that all three had thought of the same woman, and when they contacted her, Lopez said yes. "We wanted to do something where it's not about the little details; it's about a strong, powerful yet charismatic woman. She's pretty, but not pretty in a sweet way," says Alas. "She was very involved, very into it. She's definitely one of the hardest-working ladies I have ever met."

Known for their glossy, airbrushed style, Alas and Piggott's images bring a Vargas-like perfection to the billboards they grace. "The difference between us and other photographers, honestly, is that we care a lot about fashion," says Alas. "We are in the makeup room, working with the hair, involved in the look much more than working on the lighting, the cables, the gels. The technical side is only 50% of what makes the image."

Alas and Piggott cite Guy Bourdin's 1970s-era advertising for Charles Jourdan as inspiration. "The secret of a strong campaign is a great image and a great character," says Alas. "You have to communicate an essence without words, without touch, without sound or smell. Obviously, we are here to sell a product—you can't disguise that fact—but the trick is to say that message in an unconventional way, where it doesn't become just about that sale. You need to maintain the identity of the message and feelings and emotions of the designers. At the end of the day, the greater the image, the greater the character you associate with it. You see J. Lo's bag in Times Square or on the Avenue Montaigne, and if you have the same one, you feel special, part of the gang. That's when the image works."
—By Camilla Morton"***

***Article from TIME Magazine's Style & Design 2003 issue***

And now onto some pictures...










-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

I hope you have that "Someone Great" to be with today.

-Peace & love,
Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Crowd control


To the nth degree.
-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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And since everybody else has this shit up...

Thank you(!) Kanye for pushing the envelope yet again. You paid attention during the video era and it's paying off.

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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You got sonned by the long finger of late night, son!


-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Va-va-voom!


-Mike Baker the Bike Maker

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Wassup with "your va-jay-jay" Rihanna?


Inquiring minds would like to know!
-Mike Baker the Bike Maker

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Damn filet-o-fish...


You were so good until that last bite when all of a sudden you had that "after sex" smell. Then you became nothing short of amazing.
-Mike Baker the Bike Maker

***UPDATE***

I don't think I made this clear at all. It didn't smell bad. But you know when you're doing it, and there's just those lovely carnal scents and smells, that if you were blind and had no sense of touch, you would recognize by smell that you're getting some? That's what this filet-o-sexyfish was like. If that shit makes any sense at all to any o' you's.