Yeah

It'd be good to have this guy's longevity.
But fuck the whole dropping your woman to marry your adopted daughter shit.
-What's new pussycat?
Mike Baker the Bike Maker

Ladies I fancy (star crushing!)...

In response, (like this is even a competition,) to Filthy's writings about one Scarlett Johansson, I felt it would be a nice time to post up about some of the ladies I find highly engaging in my mind... and libido. And without further ado, the ladies that make my heart stop for 11/24/06 (in no particular order):

Rosario Dawson

Audrey Hepburn

Kelis

Alessandra Ambrosio

Sophia Loren

Karolina Kurkova

Eva Mendes

Raica Oliveira

Daria Werbowy

Selita Ebanks

Petra Nemcova

Cassie (she can't sing, so what!)

Brigette Bardot

Jarah Mariano

Natalie Portman

Marilinda (Project Runway)

Ana Beatriz Barros

Adriana Lima

and yes, I so agree with Sir Filth - Scarlett Johansson


And best believe there's more. But I got raps to write right now, so tune in next week for my musings on my muses.

Ciao, for now,
Mike Baker the Bike Maker

Good Girls Gone Wild

The ladies are havin' a lil' shindig on Saturday night. Should be fun if you're into "Wet Kimmies". Actually, should be fun even if your not. Yeeeeeeeeee!

Come through and enjoy yourselves.

-Peace,
Mike Baker the Bike Maker

James Jean

This dude is the epitome of fresh. His art speaks to me on many levels. Here's his bio:

Biography James Jean was educated at the School of Visual Arts in New York and earned his BFA in 2001. He currently lives in Los Angeles.

Clients Archaeology Magazine
Atlantic Records
Baseline
Best Life Germany
Breakaway Magazine
Burton
Columbia University Magazine
Complex Magazine
Dark Horse Comics
DC/Vertigo Comics
Elektra Records
Entertainment Weekly
ESPN The Magazine
Fantagraphics
Fast Company
Future Music
GIRO
Guitar One
Harper Collins
Interscope Records
KING Magazine
Knopf
Marvel Comics
Men's Health
Men's Health Germany
Money Magazine
Mother Jones
Nike
NYLON
Penguin Books
Plansponsor
Playboy
Popular Science
Premiere Magazine
Reprise Records
Rolling Stone
Runner's World
Scholastic
Security Management
Simon & Schuster
Society for Human Resource Management
SPIN Magazine
Target
The New York Academy of Sciences
The New York Times
The Washington Post
TIME
TOR Books
TORO Magazine
Touch and Go Records
Ubisoft
Upper Deck
Warner Bros.
Wired Magazine

Awards Gold Medal Society of Illustrators LA 2001, Eisner Award Best Cover Artist 2004 - 2006, Harvey Award Best Cover Artist 2005, 2006, American Illustration 22, 23, 25, Society of Illustrators 45, 46, 47, Spectrum 12, 13.

Resources PROCESS/RECESS
POLITE WINTER

Here's some of his art:

Find out more about dude at his website http://www.jamesjean.com/

Peace,

Mike Baker the Bike Maker

Bonjour mon ami!

I thought a lil' international flair would add a nice touch to my first blog, but please, excuse my (motherfuckin') French. Oooh lol! I kid, I kid.

Anyways, I'm kinda dealing with this high I get everytime I see or experience somethin' that I think is unflappably cool, and yeah, I gotta get it outta my system. Casino Royale, (thank you very much,) is riDAMNdiculously awesome. That's all I can say. Okay, I can say more - sorry for the fibs. Daniel Craig is a great Bond. Not since Connery has an actor played Bond with the soul of what Sir Ian Fleming put forth in his novels of the British super secret agent. Watch it, enjoy it, and if you don't, you prolly like skinning animals for leather doo rags or some other evil shit. And then if that's the business, someone needs to get a super secret agent to get all Thunderball on your ass.

Speaking of your ass... Ladies, thanks for looking so good these days. Yum!


...Ummm. Yeah, blogging. I got so excited about starting one cuz Filth, Von, Vash, Don, etc. got one, and now I have nothing to say. Anybody thinking that just because I'm a rapper, this is gonna be the doppleganger of some sorta "week-'o'-mike" on XXL blog can go watch their stomach's worth of classic (blech,) Jake & the Fatman eps. I got a lot on my mind, and it ain't all about "Klondiking" the baddest bitches at the prom. Don't suprised if I geek out on some comic book shit, or give a week's worth of blogs to women's legs. This is my Big Wang, and I can write whatever I want all over it!

Ciao, for now folks!

-Bike Maker