Monday, June 30, 2008

Trackademicks - The [Re]Mixtape 2 reviewed on Okayplayer!!!



A good review of The [Re]Mixtape 2 over here on Okayplayer.

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Sunday, June 29, 2008

Girls Around The World

You already know I'm all about this! AND IT'S THE HIGH QUALITY VERSION.



Hype Williams has always been the future. Good look for Lloyd and Wayne.

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Saturday, June 28, 2008

...Of the Day: TRIPLE THREAT!!!



This past Thursday was one for the books as Kashiro and Lvvr got together with Kesh and caused an epic solar eclipse with their talent, beauty, brains and hot shit for the KashLuv party. Hopefully you were one of the lucky ones who got bodied by the festivities. Yadada.

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Thursday, June 26, 2008

BBQ at TRUE East on Saturday!!!!!!!

TRUE East is located in Walnut Creek, CA at the address on the flyer.



Come for the food and deals, stay for the music and ME!!!!!

TRUE.

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Sunday, June 22, 2008

. . . Of the day



Agyness Deyn by Patrick Demarchelier for the 2008 Pirelli Calendar

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Friday, June 20, 2008

t.A.T.u. - Beliy Plaschik (White Robe) Uncensored

Okay, first off, whatever on the song. Not really trippin' off it. But dammit, this video is kinda crazy.

All the press has been about the women of t.A.T.u. getting nekkid in this clip. It got me to watching it, what can I say? Oh, but wait! This video is cold as hell.

I'm digging the aesthetic kinda much.



Interesting much?

And how is this on youtube with the breasts and such? Not that I'm complaining.

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Nicole Maxali

This is my homegirl Nicole Maxali, and she's an up and coming comedienne.



She hasn't been going hard at the comedy thing for a little more than a year, but last week was like the equivalent of her strapping on a jet pack and playing with the stars...

... SHE OPENED FOR DAVE CHAPPELLE AT THE PUNCHLINE IN SAN FRANCISCO!!!

Here's her blog, recounting the events that transpired:

Okay...so since I've opened for Dave...everyone's got some of the same basic questions. Which I'll take the time to answer here...

Q1: Can I see it on YouTube?
A: NO! You can't see my set or Dave's set or me meeting Dave on YouTube...Because A) the obvious reason that Punchline wouldn't even allow cameras inside, let alone allow people to tape inside. And B) Even if I had it recorded...I still don't think i'd post it...just too priceless an experience.

Q2: How did you meet him?
A: Read back to my entry in December...that's the basic history of how I met him.

Q3: How did you get to open for him?
So on Tuesday his friend (DH for short, which will stand for "Dave's Homie") said "Hi" to me and said I should talk to Dave after the show. So I did, and we talked after his set & as Dave and DH skated me and my buddy Mike Baker to our cars...I mentioned to Dave that I never got to open for him back in December. He turned and said, "well...how many minutes you want?"

Q4: What was it like talking to Dave? Is he nice? Is he a drug addict?
A: Man, some of you need to stop watching the News & listening to the media! NO, Dave is NOT a drug addict. Or depressed Or anything like what you hear on TMZ. Dave is the most down to earth, respectful, intelligent comic I know. HE gave me a chance & freakin' skated me to my car...how nice is that? I mean he could've just shook my hand on Tuesday & said..."stick with it kid". But no, he talked to me at length about stand-up (giving me some really needed advice), he took a risk on me & was cool enough to invite me to open for him. So if any of that screams "depressed druggie douchbag"...then you need to get your head checked. Cuz believe me, I've met plenty of those kinds of comics and Dave is NOT one of them.

Q5: Ok, well how did your set go? Did you rock it?
So after meeting him on Tuesday night, I could NOT sleep. So my mind stayed awake for 24 hours! So when it came time to opening for Chappelle, I was less nervous and more exhausted then anything….Ironically, making it easier to free my mind while I was on stage…thus making it easier to rock the mic!

But here's some background...So I call Punchline & ask them to confirm that I'm opening tonight. A girl calls me back and says "You have a guest spot & you have comps". That's when it finally hit me...it was Officially Official...I was soooo juiced after that…I wasn't until then, because of what happened last December.

So of course I got up on stage that night and rocked a good 6 minutes & 30 seconds. Because as I've been taught by a wise comic: It's better to rock a stronger/shorter set then go over your timeslot (Thanks Allan!).
I did everything right…I paced myself, connected with the audience, brought the energy up, waited for the laughter, & remembered all my jokes. And the most applause I got was when I improvised to my mom: "Sorry mom you had to find out tonight that I lost my job, But hey I'm opening for Dave Chappelle!" The crowd fucking erupted at that point! That surprised me…But it was an indication that I had a good fuckin crowd… And even the drunk Frat boys at the bar were telling me they liked my stuff. But the best part about this whole experience, was that I found the fun in it again! And I heard some great advice that I needed to hear...to get my mind set back in the game.

"I took a risk with Nicole, not having seen her set before...But she did good."
- Dave Chappelle 6/11/08 @ The SF Punchline



And I know what some of you Haters are thinking..."it's cuz your cute that you got to open for him"...and my response to ya'll who think i'm riding by on my "looks" is:

Well, while it might have been my "cuteness" that got my foot in the door with Mr. Chappelle. It was...
1) It was my PASSION (for Comedy & Performing) that kept me going to open mics and working on my material/delivery/timing/set.
2) It was my DEDICATION that brought me up time and time after I bombed, dealt with retarded/sexist a-holes in the scene or haters that told me "Your not funny".
3) It was my COURAGE that drove me to get on stage and open myself to an audience of strangers, drunkards and hecklers. And to not let Dave's "Celebrity" to distract me from going up to him and introducing myself as a comic.
4) It was my FUNNY that made the entire audience of 200 people (including Dave Chappelle & DH) errupt with laughter...not my "looks"!
5) AND lastly, It was my MANIFESTATION / HUSTLING skills that made me believe that something like this was even possible...one year ago, when I first started, I told myself that one day i'd open of Dave Chappelle! And that one day was EXACTLY one year later...so you can go on and hate. But I'm still the one that opened for DAVE CHAPPELLE, not you!

And today, as I was driving to work...it felt a LOT like this video:




I also want to thank EVERYONE that either came out to support, sent me messages of support or just sent some positive energy my way last night! It all helped...I have so much Love & Gratitude for ya'll!


I'm hella proud of the lil' lady!



-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Trackademicks in Serie B Magazine



I don't speak Spanish, but maybe you do. Either way, if you see any copies of this particular issue lying around, pick 'em up, and send 'em the way of the Honor Roll.

Issue 22 with Santogold on the cover.

We will pay you back. In real life.



-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

This is... KASHLUV with KESH!!!

Between Kashiro, Lvvr and Kesh, eyeballs will be popping out and tongues'll be a waggin'. Ladies, please be sure to step it up if you come through, cuz these 3 hard working ladies are, rest assured, gonna be killing it on the looks and talent tip. High tech indeed.

And dudes, please be acting someway other than sons a bitches.





Goodtimes sure to be had by all who attend.

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Charlotte Church & Amy Winehouse - "Beat It"



Sheesh.

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Friday, June 13, 2008

This is fun

The BPA feat.David Byrne & Dizzee Rascal - Toe Jam



-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Sunday, June 8, 2008

I'm the Incredible Hulk, BITCH!



-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

This is my shit right now

ENJOY!!!

Kelley Polar Quartet - The Rhythm Touch



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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Be responsible!

This is tragic, and wack as fuck.




Just 15 minutes in, the third annual Matamoros-Bagdad Cycling Tour in Mexico plunged into chaos when a drunk driver from Texas smashed head-on into the group of riders.

Brownsville resident Juan "Jesse" Campos, who had spent the prior evening partying with booze and cocaine, fell asleep while driving between the towns of Playa Bagdad and Matamoros near the US-Mexico border.

The cyclists had just started making their way along the opposite side of the highway on the 34km race when, tragically, Campos' 1989 Grand Marquis veered off onto the wrong side of the road and slammed into the center of the peloton.

A photographer documenting the race managed to record the moment immediately after the collision: it's a scene of utter carnage, with bodies and equipment thrown into the air.

Campos claims to have no recollection of the crash, and insists that he woke up only afterwards. He's now being held in a Mexican jail while authorities attempt to sort out the case.

30-year-old Brownsville cyclist Alejandro Alvarez was killed in the accident, while ten other riders were seriously injured.


And another link to this story, with a news report.

Be safe people. If you're gonna be drinking, and doing anything else that can impair you for that matter, then leave the driving to someone else, or another time when you're not so effed.

This has been a HONOR ROLL PSA.

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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Makin' Love in this Showbiz Pizza Place



performed by The

And as a bonus Pop, Lock, and Drop It.



Enjoy!!!

-Mike Baker the Bike Maker
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